Score: 7

"cool."

submission: Flash on Coffee

date: August 23, 2003

to be honest... i just wrote this review to comment on the last review.

"that was too slow to be flash on coffee"

Does he even know what coffee is? it's not fucking speed. it's just a drink. a bit like tea really.

or was that supposed to be funny?

oh.. i get it. har-de-fucking-har!

Score: 6

"better than a lot of stuff on newgrounds..."

submission: Ningen

date: July 27, 2003

...but the voice overs REALLY let you down.

Good work anyway.

Score: 7

"Quite funny..."

submission: The Return of Ganondorf

date: June 22, 2003

...but your voice acting (especially the british accents) is so bad. so bad.

Score: 3

"What?"

submission: Virtual Fighting

date: April 22, 2003

Why did this win daily feature? it was wack.

Score: 9

"Excellent"

submission: BentTV: Crack Iraq's Back

date: April 20, 2003

Very well animated, great graphics, good emulation of the american TV News style, good mic work and voices. on the whole an excellent movie.

very good.

Score: 7

"Manakin is an imbercile."

submission: Operation: Chop Stick 2

date: April 20, 2003

Manakin wrote:

"It's good XX-type animation, but it would have been better to drop the whole dress-up crap. Also, a Xiao Xiao stick fighter wouldn't use a lightsaber."

Firstly you little shit, you probably dont know the first thing about flash, and consequently dont realise how impressive the dress up thing was.

ahem...

Also, THIS IS NOT XIAO XIAO (you moron). this guy animated his own stick, and he can make em do whatever the hell they like.... AAAH!

ANYWAY

Well done jason. not bad.

Score: 5

"Riiiiiight..."

submission: Link v.s DarkLink Trailer

date: April 1, 2003

Q. Why did this win a portal award?

A. Because it had Link in it.

Score: 6

"HA!"

submission: xkittyfroggymeowmeow

date: January 3, 2003

amusing. dont listen to the imberciles. yeah yeah, man, if your draw a dick, you must be gay man. you gay. yeah. gays suck. erm, actually what i mean is that i am propper stupid and yeah. just dont listen to me. if you've got a knife, then please wet my face with it. sorry, it's late. i dont really know where i'm going with this. but it made me giggle.

Score: 8

"AHEM..."

submission: Arrogancy: AS - Decision

date: December 18, 2002

ok man, arrogancy isnt white... but in the same way as Ryu wasn't white... right?

Score: 9

"erm..."

submission: Galactic Tennis

date: December 18, 2002

what the hell does "mum stop to play please!!!" mean?